All 6 movie Reviews


Fish Tales: School Myths Fish Tales: School Myths

Rated 5 / 5 stars

The Truth!

Yeah, this pretty much sums up public education. I know where this total dis-illusionment comes from; I happen to be finishing up my 12th year of public education. I found that the most important things you learn in school are these things: your counciler is a fool, there is no purpose to the majority of things you do in school except to occupy your self, and the best teachers are the ones who actully tell you that 90% of school is bullshit. This movie shines very bright and true; don't look at high school (or education in general for that matter) as a grand step, it's just there as filler; no one really knows what they are doing.



A Vagina for Christmas A Vagina for Christmas

Rated 5 / 5 stars

kick ass!

This has to be one of the best films on the site.. it is tasteless, stylish, and funny as hell. catchy tune too. ~



A b/w animated story A b/w animated story

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Very nice

A very tragic, yet well done flash short. It has a perfect message; one that shows the face of humanity perfectly: we are stupid, shallow, and do whatever we are told... very nice.



The Final Task The Final Task

Rated 5 / 5 stars

A God has officially landed at NG

Wow. That is all i can say. There is no way to describe how good this movie is... you must watch it...
I loved the subject matter; call me a samurai movie fan i guess. But, as i was saying; this definitly deserves it's spot at the top of the list. Very very cool and stylish.



Crusade Crusade

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Nice, Very nice.

Now, i know you people who love movies that consist of shit ripped off of pop culture (no offence to the really kick-ass movies that are *tributes* or *parody* pop culture, but offence ment to the movies that use an oft-repeated and stale joke in a new way... with pictures) and aren't creative at all can suck my dick if you hate my title. What i want to say is that this movie is pretty good... for what you could do. I liked the music, and the useage of stills added to the feel of the movie. And the Quote at the end was bitchin' too. But here is why i gave it an eight. The movie was stylish and well drawn, and the quote was cool, but they had very little do with each other; they didn't connect. You've proven yourself as an artist, now be a writer. Thank you for the excellent movie.



Heaven Help Us All Heaven Help Us All

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Took enough time.

It's good the portal is getting back to its roots, films of quality (not nessicarily animated well, or kick ass games, but just stuff that you remember) are finnally getting back into circulation. See guys, stick figures with guns can be replaced by people who have a message wrapped up in their works. I'm sure tom agrees with me here, why else do you think he made this site except to hold up his ideals?